Waiter, Waiter, There’s a Lie in My Soup – Our experience in Frankie and Benny’s restaurant
Thoughts on ‘love’ – Waxing philosophical and cynical
Yer ‘avin a Giraffe – My take on Facebook’s biggest meme of 2013
Say What, Momma? – A wee murder causes a stir
Pet cemetery – a rather long, funny and sad look at the death of pets
Pack Your Bags, Obama – an unusual take on the 2012 US election
26 Fun Facts About Me – and they’re all true
Sit on my face – reaction to new 2014 porn laws
Skinflats and the Magic Torch – the Olympic flame passes through a small Scottish village
Happy Birthday? – on fearing the reaper on your birthday
Circus Vegas – a review, of sorts, of the circus coming to Falkirk
Toast Tae the Lassies – a little bit of Burns’ night misogyny
Why Advertising is Full of Shit – introducing the poo kittens
Remembering Gately-Gate – a response to Jan Moir’s article about the death of Stephen Gately
Culture Jamming Gallery – PART ONE PART TWO
Bore Drummond Safari Park PART ONE PART TWO – A trip to the safari park
Personality-themed Cupcakes – a birthday treat
The Rain in June Falls Mostly on the Toon – reflections on the Grangemouth Gala Day
Jamie Andrew on Jamie Andrew – concerning one of my stand-up routines
The Dr Wants to See Your Box Filled – doctors drowning in bureaucracy
Remember the Spectrum, Grandpa – in which I’m old before my time
Violence: It’s All in the Game – video-game nasties
Beauty Pageant: Scotland Style – the Miss Falkirk Contest 2012